Funny English :-)

Some are really funny... some are stupid... don't blame me if u hate it...



Killing English ……


Principal to student...' I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? '

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Class teacher once said : ' pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!'

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once hindi teacher said....'i'm going out of the world to america..'

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'..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..'

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

' why is fan not oning' (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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'shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college'

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My manager started like this

'Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids'

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'I'll illustrate what i have in my mind' said the professor and erased the board

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'will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF'

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,' IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE'

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

'My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter'

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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'why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!'

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

'I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

'Keep quiet, the principal has passed away' _