For IT people

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) You use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, You say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"




2.) Your prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to You by friends whose faces You cant remember.




3.) You drink more tea or coffee than water.




4.) You keep trying to shut down Your home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+ Del (used to lock office comps)




5.) When Your mobile rings at home, You rush outside to receive thecall.




6.) When You make calls at home, You accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.




7.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.




8.) Your last crush was a girl in HR, Your current crush is the new girl in HR and all Your crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.




9.) You spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.




10.) Your important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.




11) You secretly prepare for CAT only to find Your PL sitting behind you at the exam.




13.) You keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.




14.) You email Your mate who works at the desk next to U.




15.) As You read this list, You r thinking of sending it to Your friends who are also in IT.




16.)You r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12




17.)You r not sure so You scroll back check it .




18.)And now You r smiling!!!!

Moral from a Corporate Story

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,

- "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."


So they lay off the night watchman.


Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"