If you have been in
IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) You use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, You say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
2.) Your prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to You by friends whose faces You cant remember.
3.) You drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) You keep trying to shut down Your home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+ Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When Your mobile rings at home, You rush outside to receive thecall.
6.) When You make calls at home, You accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
7.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Your last crush was a girl in HR, Your current crush is the new girl in HR and all Your crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) You spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Your important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) You secretly prepare for CAT only to find Your PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) You keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) You email Your mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As You read this list, You r thinking of sending it to Your friends who are also in IT.
16.)You r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)You r not sure so You scroll back check it .
18.)And now You r smiling!!!!
